I love your groceries, however it is so unfortunate that you are one of the city and you are so tiny it causes me so much anxiety that you would not believe! After a rocking shopping experience you send me to the most adorable checkout boys that I have ever seen. This might sound ideal, but it is my theory that they are trained to flirt with you, and by flirting this causes me to start a nervous banter while he is ringing me up for 5 boxes of mac n cheese. I urge you Trader Joe's please take over the NYU building or the tiny bodega on that corner.
Thank you,
Danit
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